Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man. Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? A: They can't stand to see a man having a good time. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick. Q: Where does a woman with one leg work? Q: What do you call a hot Indian girl? Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike? Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? A: The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked. From our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples.
Her movies are characterized by high-production values, gorgeous locales and a cheeky sense of fun. Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? A: Eventually they go away and its a nice day. Sex On The Brain It begins in the mind. Q: What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? If you want one, you must trap it. A: Lipstick Q: What do girls and camels have in common? I remember when Barbie was the only girl made of plastic.
Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction. Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause? If I was going to stoop, why not stoop all the way? A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time! Teach a man to fish and can feed a family. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. We consider sex with another man cheating. We actually like your flaws. A: One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fucking mental, the other is an agricultural problem.
They always run away when I try to hold them. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Made her chain too long. Sexuality creates intimacy for a couple and becomes the glue of the relationship. Q: Why hasn't a female been to the moon? Q: What did scooby doo say to the lady with the leaky tampon? A: A woman who won't do as she's told. A: Two less mouths that are bitching. A girl in our gang was called spanner.
Why are you committing suicide? Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. A quiet man, is a thinking man. Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? Q: What do you call a woman covered in tatoos? A: She fits into your wife's clothes. And yes, I concede that older women face this on a far worse level unless they too are rich and famous. Q: Which is the odd one out: a woman, a microwave or a fridge? Two thieves each sneak into a rich man's party. Q: Why is a bird another word for a young woman? If you were to catch us doing this, we'd be mortified. A: Doing what he's told.
. Q: Who is Eminem's girlfriend? Gossiping has positive effects on women, it elevates levels of progesterone, a hormone that reduces stress and feels good. Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? A: None, feminists can't change anything. Q: What s worse than a male chauvinist pig? Q: What have women and condoms got in common? A man walks into a bar one night. There are many things that , mainly because we don't want them to know, so we try and keep them hidden really well. Achievement seems to be connected with action.
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. What was I getting myself into? A: You skip the flat ones! Women drivers are like stars in the sky. A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit Q: Whats another meaning for a women? A: She knows she's given her last blow job. A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder. Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. All it showed were my lips, chin and breasts underneath a T-shirt,' she said. If all men are the same, then why does it take a women so long to choose.
I was finally getting the hang of this. Who cares - what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway? Q: Why did God give women orgasms? Another lady next to her was drying her hands. A quiet woman, is usually mad. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection? It also directly affected their satisfaction. A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion? Sometimes we even just do it if you're still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Q: What is the difference between Feminists and Shit? When we have girls' nights, we do bad things that you wouldn't approve of. After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed on him.
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her. Why are women so irritable? Q: Why are men sexier than women? A: A woman that won't do what she's told. Q: Why did God give men penises? But at 70 years old, I was finally free. A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. A: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.