A: So women can moan even when they're happy. God, I feel so sad for that version of me. A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet. Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces? Because they have two sets of lips. It must have sat for hours.
It's resplendent with images of women in their natural furry glory, from full bushes to unbridled armpit fluff. A: It comes once in a month ,lasts only for four or five days and if any month it does not come it means your fucked. Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection? So today it is pouring here in Chicago. But usually the crowdsourced data we have is pretty accurate. God invented high-heels so women could put dishes away on the top shelf. My girlfriend asked me to see things from a woman's point of view. A: The world evolves around the Sun.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it. A: So women can moan even when they're happy. The good girl, goes out, goes home and goes to bed. Except it turned out these were men from down the block, and across town, and guys she had seen around, and friends' husbands ugh. The way I see it, if you can't handle my stretch marks, then you don't deserve my cellulite.
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour or gossip. Women can bleed for 7 days without dying, Produce milk without eating grass, and bury a bone without digging a hole. Or at least get her in the sack. Don't bad things happen to people when they let their guard down -- this much? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: Who is Eminem's girlfriend? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? The most important and exciting thing Alice learned from her cyber teachers was that everything she knew about what men liked was wrong. Get 'em in, get 'em out. He can either have his way with you right in the foyer or pull you into the bedroom.
A: Doing what he's told. She would make up stories about herself, creating different personas depending on what she was trying to learn. A: Grilled cheese Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Not to mock her or shame her, but to woo her. I know you feature diverse models in the book, but I'm wondering whether you have any response to that? Achievement seems to be connected with action. Treat her like a game and she'll show you how it's played. Q: What is the difference between Feminists and Shit? Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? Happy Birthday Artist: Ron Kanfi Artist Notes: The pair of smokin' old ladies black and white pictured on this hilarious card may not be too limber, but they 'are' hip.
A: Women don't have rights. Let her do the dishes in the dark. A: It is always just a little bit more. Q: Why do women wear underwear? Women choose bad men over good men. A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
But ironically, 90% of men in pink T-Shirts don't like women. You have your photos on your website,. Q: How is a woman like an airplane? A: a knife has a point. This may translate into insecurity, which is never good for sex. A: Because they deserve them. They were -- humans, just like her. Hairbrush: A hard-bristled hairbrush is perfect for gently scratching his skin.
Even those who are not ashamed of their desires sometimes feel the need to be secretive about it. Every girl is a ninja. Who or what is it exactly that people are having sex with? A: Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile. I've been doing this since I was in middle school. What made you decide to publish a physical book? I love strong, powerful women.